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Dave

Hey I’m Dave. I think you guys need to know a few things before you buy the Longinexx Male Enhancement supplement. Natural male enhancement is big business these days—every company wants to cash in, especially this one called Longinexx. After reading about all their crazy claims, let me quickly tell you about what happened when I bought this product. I promise this information is going to save you a lot of time and money.

First, I’ll give you a little back story. Like all guys, I wanted a bigger penis and I wanted to have better sex with my wife. Recently, I started having trouble keeping it up. My wife Patricia is beautiful and amazing in bed, so I knew it wasn’t her. I guess at 39 I can’t expect to perform like an 18 year old. But still, I was completely embarrassed. I thought about getting a prescription for Viagra or Cialis, but I don’t like all the side effects. I’ve heard a little about these herbal alternatives but figured they were just garbage.

Like you, I get tons of spam every day with some of the stupidest subject lines, but this Longinexx company was by far the most entertaining—“best sex of your life”…“hardest, thickest, erection…” “more forceful orgasms.” What guy wouldn’t be curious! I know there are tons of guys out there just like me—we don’t always have a problem getting it up, but when we do it totally kills the moment...and our manhood. Plus, I would really like to have a bigger boner. But really?? I’m supposed to believe that a bunch of herbs can make my dick bigger? Come on, you’ve seen the ads for Longinexx….

“A revolutionary new approach to increasing the size of the male anatomy that has literally astounded the medical community.”

Are you kidding me? We are being promised long-term enhancement results! These Longinexx people were so annoying with their constant emails and ridiculous claims. Since they were jamming my inbox every day, I thought I would return the favor. I figured if I bought Longinexx, I could overload them with emails about how fake their product was and post all over the Internet how much of a scam they are. I could get some honest information out in the real world, and write the most accurate review so that no guy fell trap to this junk.

I went onto their website and ordered the one month special for $39.99. I really wasn’t losing any money because when I realized this stuff didn’t work, I could get a refund under the 100% Money Back Guarantee. Basically, all you have to do is tell them it doesn’t work and they’ll give you your money back. Of course if they didn’t hold up their end of the bargain, I had even more ammo for this website.

So at this point, I still haven’t told Patricia I was buying a male enhancement pill. I mean, it’s not something I’m proud of. But, we share a credit card so I figured she would find out when she saw the bill. All women are nosy like that…wanting to know what we are up to at all times. I didn’t care about explaining, I just wanted to start taking this stuff so I could prove it doesn’t work. I ordered the bottle on a Sunday night…(I know for a fact it was a Sunday because it was the first week of football and my Texans were beating the Colts).

After I ordered, I took a look around the website. Here are the four guarantees on their website:

  • New Breakthrough Male Augmentation Formula, Rated #1 by the Scientific Community
  • The Only Male Enhancement Formula That Works Automatically
  • Larger, Firmer and Fuller Erections
  • Increased Sexual Stamina and Energy

Longinexx also has this Rapid Expansion Technology, which according to their website is “a delivery system that allows for a quick release of specific compounds so men get a quicker and harder erection.”

I have no clue what rapid technology is, nor do I really care. I just want to see what happens when I take it.

Anyway, I got the package on Friday, which is kind of fast and it was perfect since the weekend was here. Patricia works long hours during the week so we don’t really get a lot of alone time until the weekend rolls around. I also got my credit card statement and was glad it didn’t say some weird sex shop, porn name. And the bottle came in a plain, white envelope so it was very discreet. There was nothing too special about the capsules—just blue and gray.

I popped two pills expecting absolutely nothing to happen. Actually, I expected to get a stomach ache or killer migraine. Patricia wasn’t home from work yet so I made something to eat. About a half hour after I took the pills, I started feeling something happen…down there.

I got really turned on….like “teenager turned on.” So now I’m thinking “where is my wife…I really need to get laid.” Of course I could have jerked off, but I wanted real action. I can’t remember the last time I was turned on like this (well, except the time my wife let me do her from behind at my cousin’s wedding). It was only 5:30 and Patricia wasn’t coming home for another hour. I just couldn’t wait any longer. Went to the bedroom, got some tissues and well, you know the rest.

This was really weird. Could a pill called Longinexx actually gave me a raging hard on? It sounds so tacky to name a pill Longinexx! Anyway, Patricia was too tired to have sex when she got home but we did sneak in a little quickie session on Saturday. The sex was good but I didn’t get that super hard boner like I did on Friday. So on Sunday, I took two Longinexx and 30 minutes later, finally had sex with my wife.

Not to get too personal, but I was like the energizer bunny and she was like a doll that I was tossing around in all different positions, just giving it to her. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing. I don’t think we ever had crazy, passionate sex like that in our 8 years of marriage. My boner was rock hard the whole time and I didn’t get tired. I loved watching my wife’s face—she was loving every minute of it and her noises made me even harder. There was no worrying that I might go limp and disappoint Patricia. I actually lasted long enough for her to orgasm, which never happens. After we had sex, she rolled over and gave me a “holy crap, what just happened” look.

It was clear my little pill worked! Best part is we had sex about a half hour later. I can’t tell you the last time I was able to have sex twice in one day, let alone twice in one hour.

I couldn’t keep my secret from my wife. So the next day we “measured” my erection. My wife knows my body very well. She said she didn’t even have to measure that she could tell by just looking it was bigger. Anyway, we measured and I was one inch bigger.

For the next two weeks, Patricia and I got into a little routine. I get home from work 2 hours before her so I would take my pill about 30 minutes before she got home. I would meet her at the door, run up to the bedroom and rip off her clothes. We didn’t do this every day, but at least 4 times a week. On Fridays, she would leave work a little early so we could get our weekend started right. I’ll never forget something she said to me after one of our sessions. “Baby, you actually intimidate me with your perfect, hard penis.”

I started believing that Longinexx was making my hard ons bigger and making me last longer. I knew it was doing something because our sex life was the best it had ever been. I was hitting Patricia’s “spot,” I was lasting longer than I have ever lasted, and my erections were rock solid. As long as I was giving Patricia the best sex of her life, I was happy.

At the beginning of the third week, I had to go away on business for a few days. At this point, I’m used to having sex at least 8 times a week so being away from Patricia was going to really suck. I figured it was a waste to take the Longinexx with me, but I kept a few on me just in case. I played with myself every night in the hotel room, but my hard ons were nothing like they were when I took Longinexx. I even watched some porn and still…nothing close to my full hard ons that I had the last couple weeks.

On the cab ride home from the airport, I took one of my pills hoping Patricia would be in the mood when I got there. Actually, I probably should have waited a few minutes because my boner came on pretty fast. Nothing like being in a cab with a hard on. So I got home and threw her down on the bed and f’d her brains out. I could definitely feel more of a difference then the last time we had sex. I felt bigger and it was harder to get it insider her. After we were done, we both lied there naked. She rolled over, her eyes all wide.

“You went so deep and so hard…You feel UNBELIEVABLE.”

(I can’t believe I’m writing that online, but it’s just more proof that something has happened since I started taking this stuff).

Of course I asked Patricia to measure again. I was feeling bigger, but didn’t realize just how much I had grown—another 3/4 of an inch. I was almost 2 inches bigger since I took the first pill.

Okay, so I know what you’re thinking right now. First, you really don’t want to hear about some random dude’s sex life. Second, there are hundreds of male enhancement companies out there claiming they are the best and promise you’ll get a porn-star penis. The marketing is all crap and many of them have shady business practices, like they try to auto bill you every month or sell your personal information to other companies.

The people at Longinexx won’t do that. Sure, I was a little nervous giving my credit card info to some random company, but I was assured it was secure and again, no funny business on my credit card and no random, secret fees.

I started this website because I don’t want one single guy getting scammed. It’s not right to mess with us, especially when our penises and sex lives are at stake! You have no idea how amazing it feels when your wife or girlfriend looks at you with those wide eyes and a huge smile—and you know it’s because your penis is bigger and you’re giving her the best orgasms of her life. So here I am, putting myself out there, hoping I can help you guys out.

I originally wrote this site so I could expose how fake Longinexx was and hopefully put them out of business. I never thought I would be writing a positive review and never in a million years thought I would have a bigger penis! I guess that’s why Longinexx markets like they do…they’re one of the only male enhancement pills that can back their claims.

So guys, do yourself a favor and check out their site. I’ve told you my experience so I don’t need to force this on you. I’m just here to help you out. And for any reason I am totally off my rocker and nothing happens, you can get a full refund. You can check out the full guarantee information here.

New Update…It Just Gets Better!

At the end of the month, I ordered a 3 month supply. It’s a great deal…you get 2 bottles, plus 1 free. Even though it worked for that one month, I was still wondering if this stuff was really that legit. Well, I’ve used Longinexx for 4 months and I had the same results as Day 1—amazing right? Unfortunately, it costs about $85 for a 3 month supply. I stopped taking it after 4 months, but it must have remained in my system because I’m still 2 inches bigger. This just gives me even more confidence about this product. It’s really simple guys—just take 1 Longinexx about 30 minutes before you have sex. It gave me a larger erection, more powerful orgasm and the best part is, it helped make my marriage a lot stronger. I even got two of my buddies to take it and they swear by it. There’s no reason you shouldn’t try Longinexx for at least a month.

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