Hey guys,

I broke into my school in second grade and stole two kick balls, I stole El Marco magic markers in fourth grade from the drugstore, and I stole a couple of kegs with my buddies in high school - that was pretty much it – until I just couldn’t take my job working at one of the five biggest natural sex pill companies in the world. That’s when I made The Great Heist! My boss, Les, was not only a fat, greedy, smelly, slimy piece of shit, but incredibly he actually knew of a formula that could add inches to ANY guys penis – but he was too fucking greedy to sell it!

Let Me Explain:

Les makes sick money, at least $8 million in his grubby pocket every year! That’s his take – the place pulls in over $50million a year, and Les makes about $8 million – that’s fucking NBA money! His bullshit pills are in Wal Mart, GNC, Walgreens and just about every big store in America. The guy is a human moneymaking machine 24/7. He gets calls, letters, emails and unsolicited packages from all over the world from formula makers, scientists and manufacturers looking to sell him their raw materials and their formulas. They know if they can get fat fuck Les to buy and use their stuff – well they stand to make millions. I was Les’ number one assistant at the office. I did everything for that fat, green-toothed, fucking troll for over three years. If it sounds like I hate this guy – you have no idea.

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• Here is proof - look at these checks $100K at a shot for that fat scumbag - and he would get two like this every week and some times even 3 checks above $100K a week! I saw one check once that was over $600K! CVS is dropping big checks on him every week too and his shit doesn't work! My stuff is what really does it!

Well, he may have been or still is the heavyweight champion of assholes; but he was actually at the epicenter of the male enhancement universe.

He had access to everything and everyone. Not because of what he did, but because of everyone wining and dining him, kissing his fat ass and hoping to get their formula in the millions of bottles he sells every year.

"I Don't Give a Shit About Some Rice Head"

Well there was a scientist from an upstart company in China, Shanghai to be specific, that sent us like five packages with pills in a bag and he kept calling and calling trying to talk to Les. I finally told Les we should try his stuff because the studies he had done in China seemed very credible and very intriguing. The data he sent was very detailed and comprehensive. Like nothing I had ever seen. Les said “I don’t give a shit about some rice head and his special dick sauce recipe.” (that was his exact quote) Well me and two other guys in the office decided to just try the stuff on our own because this scientist was so persistent. Why would he be calling and emailing so much if his stuff didn't work? I don't know what it was but SOMETHING was different about this guy. What happened over the next three months I’m telling you was incredible, I wouldn’t believe it unless it happened to me. My dick grew three inches. The other guys also grew about three inches as well. My dick got bigger and fuller and heavier and when I popped a boner it was a fucking joke the thing was so big. When I came it was like a scoop of vanilla ice cream shot out the end of my dick. This shit was incredible.

"Spec Out the Pricing!"

I went in to tell Les, figuring he would be excited and I would get some huge bonus for being so persistent and uncovering this “game-changing” development. I unzip my pants and show him my fucking giant dick and all he says is “spec out the pricing”. I felt like an idiot. I had never shown my dick to another guy in my life. He just wanted to know how much it was going to cost. I got back to him in two days and the best price I could do was $9 a bottle. When I told him he laughed at me and said, “get the fuck out of here, $9 a bottle. I’m making shit for $2 a bottle now so if I listen to that Rice Eating Zipperhead I lose $7 a bottle. Why the fuck would I do that?! I don’t care if some schmuck's dick gets bigger, not only won’t I make more money I’ll make less money, and Les wants MORE money not Less money.”

That piece of shit thought he was not only smart – but he thought he was also clever and funny. Douchebag with his stupid laugh and grimy teeth, looked like Devito as the Penguin in Batman. That piece of shit could discover the cure to cancer and if it meant he made less money he wouldn’t sell it even if it could save millions of lives. Here he could have made millions of guys bigger and would have made big money too – but he didn’t give a shit. Douchebag.

I left his office fuming. Here I was I felt like I had found the New Steve Jobs or some other genius. I called the Chinese scientist, convinced him I could start a company and sell millions of bottles for him - ONLY if I had an exclusive agreement with him. He agreed!!!

The rest is becoming history!

I knew everything about Les’ business, every fucking thing, so for me to set up a business on a shoestring wasn’t really that hard because I knew how to deal and WHO to deal with. I left Les and made my own product (or Dr. Treungs product really) in partnership with Dr. Treung. It called Size Focus and it is revolutionizing the industry!!

GROW FIRST PAY LATER!!

Just follow the instructions on the box and take your pills everyday, and that's all you have to do to add some jaw-dropping length and girth to your cock, improve your sex life, and get the ripped muscles that women love to look at. If you're a real man, don't forget to take before and after pics so you can post your progress after 4 weeks.

I have fucked literally over hundred broads since my dick blew up from these pills!

Don’t you want to see your lover do a double take when you unzip your pants and reveal a penis that makes her visibly gasp? All women want to get their lights banged out by a guy who is really well hung, and this is your opportunity to be one of those guys. Your life will literally change with a huge penis. I guarantee it!

I fucking love what I do now – I’m getting laid like crazy, I making a boat load of money because word is spreading – I hear every day from guys who heard about me from their buddies, and thousands of guys are signing up every day, and lastly I feel fucking great about helping guys like you – it’s incredible!

I look around and see all kinds of bullshit websites out there with penis growth pills:

Some idiot claims he met some porn star and he shared the secret to getting big with him and now he has a huge dick – Well I was born at night but it wasn’t last night!

All the pills in the stores suck. Les and his competitors all laugh their asses off on the phone with each other about how rich they are by selling crap pills. He once said his pills couldn’t even make a hamsters’ dick bigger. Stuff in stores is so cheap because it is so competitive that the pills are basically worthless.

Say yes to getting a giant dick. Fill out the free trial forms above with the special Authorization codes I set up for you and start taking these incredible products. Then once you get them in the mail and start taking them, make a note on your calendar to send me an email once you start seeing the results I’m talking about. You’re not going to believe the difference in your sex life. In fact, even if you think you know what great sex is already – trust me you are wrong – you haven’t seen anything yet.

P.S. – Les knows what I am doing but he doesn’t give a shit. Any problems from him and Mrs. Les finds out about who Les is fucking and which grubby little hotel he used to have me go and get rooms in my name, for him, and his rag doll Skanks. Name any $100 whore, skank on Craigslist and I bet you anything Les has fucked her - he probably tried to haggle her down on her price too! And his mistress - That broad was so fucking ugly she looked like a human Mrs. Potato Head – I swear – it was like when Plastic Surgeons Go Bad! Fuck Les, I would never rat on a guy – but this guy is as disgusting as it gets and he was screwing all men. Fuck Le. GET BIG!!!

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  7 February 2012, 11:34 AM

  Samuel

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  What I love about this stuff. Is not only did it make me bigger when I am hard. But it really gave me gains in the flacid state. I also attached a photo of me all the way. I am a solid. And I mean three to three and a half inches bigger all the way around. I also attached a photo of me all the way up.

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  7 February 2012, 11:34 AM

  Samuel

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  Join Date: 2007-06-01
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  What I love about this stuff. Is not only did it make me bigger when I am hard. But it really gave me gains in the flacid state. I also attached a photo of me all the way. I am a solid. And I mean three to three and a half inches bigger all the way around. I also attached a photo of me all the way up.

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  7 February 2012, 11:34 AM

  Samuel

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  Join Date: 2007-06-01
  Location: Woodland Hills, CA
  Posts: 2548

  

  What I love about this stuff. Is not only did it make me bigger when I am hard. But it really gave me gains in the flacid state. I also attached a photo of me all the way. I am a solid. And I mean three to three and a half inches bigger all the way around. I also attached a photo of me all the way up.

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  7 February 2012, 11:34 AM

  Samuel

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  Join Date: 2007-06-01
  Location: Woodland Hills, CA
  Posts: 2548

  

  What I love about this stuff. Is not only did it make me bigger when I am hard. But it really gave me gains in the flacid state. I also attached a photo of me all the way. I am a solid. And I mean three to three and a half inches bigger all the way around. I also attached a photo of me all the way up.

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  7 February 2012, 11:34 AM

  Samuel

  VIP Member

  

  Join Date: 2007-06-01
  Location: Woodland Hills, CA
  Posts: 2548

  

  What I love about this stuff. Is not only did it make me bigger when I am hard. But it really gave me gains in the flacid state. I also attached a photo of me all the way. I am a solid. And I mean three to three and a half inches bigger all the way around. I also attached a photo of me all the way up.

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  7 February 2012, 11:34 AM

  Samuel

  VIP Member

  

  Join Date: 2007-06-01
  Location: Woodland Hills, CA
  Posts: 2548

  

  What I love about this stuff. Is not only did it make me bigger when I am hard. But it really gave me gains in the flacid state. I also attached a photo of me all the way. I am a solid. And I mean three to three and a half inches bigger all the way around. I also attached a photo of me all the way up.